Valentines Day... dun dun dunnnnnnnn

[Moonpie]

Valentines day is only a Viagra away...

 

[drtybykr]

I go on a camping trip. She stays home with the kids.

I refuse to celebrate Valentines day, because that is when I married the 1st wife.

 

[strokin99]

I wait until the day after, everything is half price

 

[cvpadge]

haven't really thought about it, Maybe i should consult her husband for ideas

 

[jlcnuke]

I'm giving her a bone...

 

[jwhited]

My new year's resolution was to stop getting played like a chump. So I ain't doing s***.

 

[jlcnuke]

My new year's resolution was to stop getting played like a chump. So I ain't doing s***.

Get a good girl like the one I keep around the house and then you just need to give her some food, water, and an occasional bone! Bonus, she's cute!

 

[Mtber1172]

Marrying her a month later.

 

[57tr6]

Valentines day is only a Viagra away...

beats the hell out of another stupid stuffed bear.........

 

[Tiberious]

Man are you planning ahead or what.

You aint kiddin. I didnt think this far ahead when I was 19 and single, let alone 42 and married. Check back with me on February 13th and I'll let you know.