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Wanna help me screw the government?

Talos

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So I've looked into some old savings bonds my grandfather gave me over the years. Several of them have reached maturity and I'd like to cash them in. Problem is, the bank will send me a 1099 next year. Is there any way these can be cashed in "under the table?"
 
Sooo, you're asking how to commit tax evasion on a public forum. Maybe not a great idea.
Honestly, who gives a flying **** anymore. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Look where following the rules gets us.
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So I've looked into some old savings bonds my grandfather gave me over the years. Several of them have reached maturity and I'd like to cash them in. Problem is, the bank will send me a 1099 next year. Is there any way these can be cashed in "under the table?"
If you give one to me, your tax burden will be zero.
 
Sooo, you're asking how to commit tax evasion on a public forum. Maybe not a great idea.
Tax evasion should be a priority among all Americans. Doesn't matter anyway, since I'm only asking and have not done it they'd have to prove whether I found a way and acted upon it or not. Looks like I have no choice anyway since I can only cash them at banks or credit unions. They definitely won't bend the rules. I hate the government so much. More than fedex.
 
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