Ways to lose your man card

[Laufen]

Mich ultra? Man card revoked.

lol

 

[BIKER13]

So only 29% of the time?

how does that change the vote if the others dont vote in the urinal selection?

 

[armedplinkster89]

Shooting a pit bull for bending a blade of grass.

That's just a dick move. Man card revoked for life.

 

[MRH]

Me 20 years ago. And yes I wore I ponytail often. Didn't and still don't care what anyone thinks.

Taliban?

 

[BIKER13]

hahahaha just saw my pit bull pissing on a rock that looked like___________.

 

[davis211]

white rimmed sunglasses

Yep!

 

[davis211]

I have tea parties and watch My Little Ponies with my daughter. Sometimes I use a British accent and call her "m'lady."

My man card spontaneously combusted a few years ago.

I'm with you brother.
I know I'll pay dearly for it on here but I have let my little 3 yr old girl put lipstick on me- yea, it was red. But when she says "please daddy", I can't say no. I even play Barbie- I guess most dads with little girls can relate.

 

[SAR 6114]

I'm with you brother.
I know I'll pay dearly for it on here but I have let my little 3 yr old girl put lipstick on me- yea, it was red. But when she says "please daddy", I can't say no. I even play Barbie- I guess most dads with little girls can relate.

Enjoy those days while you can because before you know it she's off on her own and you have a box full of Barbies and you wish she would call............................lipstick ain't so bad and the guys that don't get it can POAR!!!

 

[will4me]

I'm with you brother.
I know I'll pay dearly for it on here but I have let my little 3 yr old girl put lipstick on me- yea, it was red. But when she says "please daddy", I can't say no. I even play Barbie- I guess most dads with little girls can relate.

When my daughter was little we used to play Barbie in the living room and I will do the same for my Granddaughters.
So +1

 

[JohnnyPlant]

i ask my gun when i can get a wife

still no answer as of yet

Weapon Whipped!
I know lame, I can't help it