Well, we're going to be on TV

[Nob0dy]

I don't like the way she talks!

hit me up on my PM, brother!

She looks like a rat.

 

[the_great_white]

OK here is Bryan's first real testimonial.....

Mrs. Sandy Va'JayJay of Booger Hollow Rd, Blairsville, GA said this about Bryan Dobbs....

And here is Bryan 'splainin what he does....

this is definitely in my top 5 all time favorite posts!

 

[MRH]

Because they can't play this thing before the kids go to bed.

My son will be watching with me whether he likes it or not. Besides, it would be a miracle if I could get him to sleep before 10pm. My empty threats are meaningless, my hickory on his hind end is temporary. At 4 years he has it all figured out.

 

[the_great_white]

i'm thinking a "good candidate" would have hosted a viewing party with an open bar and given away a few suppressors......just sayin!

 

[Mr. Goodbar]

I’m too old to stay up that late well thats what I tell myself anyways

 

[roundhouse]

My son will be watching with me whether he likes it or not. Besides, it would be a miracle if I could get him to sleep before 10pm. My empty threats are meaningless, my hickory on his hind end is temporary. At 4 years he has it all figured out.

With my kid we just said 9 is bedtime
You can stay up as late as you want but it gets subtracted from tomorrow night

You can stay up till
Midnight tonight if you want
But tomorrow night youre in bed at 6

 

[rivot03]

I showed my wife this whole story she thought it was hilarious and she even found a pic of that lady before 5 sec of fame

 

[MRH]

With my kid we just said 9 is bedtime
You can stay up as late as you want but it gets subtracted from tomorrow night

You can stay up till
Midnight tonight if you want
But tomorrow night youre in bed at 6

Short of child abuse, it would never work with this kid. He is the most hard headed young 'un I've ever seen. He is usually pretty good, though, and very good hearted, so I don't have to beat him with my Zebco or anything like that.

 

[SouthernSlammed]

I showed my wife this whole story she thought it was hilarious and she even found a pic of that lady before 5 sec of fame

that was prior to hair and makeup!!!

 

[Laxguy59]

This is why we need a delete account/all post button on here so we can nuke or at least temporarily nuke or posts. I need to go back and manually delete all my stupid ramblings from almost a decade ago.