Even though you are divorced, some guys still do things on purpose to piss off their ex-wives.
My ex-wife and I have 2 kids who are both grown now. Back when they were a lot younger, I would get them for the weekend, right before I took them home, I made sure that they ate all the chocolate candy they wanted and drank all of the caffeine enriched soda they wanted.
For their birthdays and Christmas I made sure that I found the loudest most obnoxious toy, preferably with a siren, that I could find them. I always bought a large pack of Duracell batteries to go with them.
So, what do or did you do to purposely piss off your ex-wife?
