"Anyone who reads this ad automatically enters into a contract to purchase whatever I am selling and further that they double-super-swear that they agree seller is not responsible for anything no matter what purchaser undertakes once the item concerned has transferred ownership following payment of funds and that the actual purchase price of the item advertised shall be no less than fifty dollars in excess of prior expressed or advertised value because no one ever reads this fine print and it's worth about as much as a used kleenex in a court of law."
