When was the last time?

[mattp38]

You sharted?

 

[harrycalahan]

College

 

[Falcon1]

A couple years ago. I was just getting over food poisoning where it was coming out of both ends and I thought it was finally safe to fart...not so much.

 

[3clicks_Off]

 

[Bulljacket]

 

[Brent1967]

Opening day of last dove season, been up the entire night before partying and have drank nothing but BL's and ate nothing, picked up opening morning where I left off, got about a 12 pack in before lunch, then it was legal time to shoot and we went into the field I found my hay bail got set up, tried to ease off of one and splash!!! Had to walk a cpl hundred yards back to the truck and go change! Moral of the story... Don't drink and hunt AND don't wear khaki shorts to the dove field if you might poop yourself, wetness is very visible in khaki shorts, very embarrassing but still funny

 

[MacTavish]

Get Depends - the Ultimate Shart Shield

 

[BlackRifler42]

About 8 years ago.....i think

 

[Staygold]

March, stomach virus and strep at the same time. Moved into a new home and visited every potty in the house multiple times the first night. Lost 15lbs in 4 days.

 

[richs]

Almost daily at my age