Who needs a job? Dobbs Defense will be hiring.

[sinac84]

Man, I really wish I could this.

 

[will4me]

Nice Ad hope you find the right Person!

 

[Leatherhead]

What job doesn't allow periodic masturbation breaks?

 

[white]

Man if you were not so far away and if I wasn't a chronic masterbater I would apply.

 

[Nonliberal]

Man, I really wish I could this.

Disqualified!

 

[Leatherhead]

Disqualified!

But he really wishes he could this!

 

[Nonliberal]

What job doesn't allow periodic masturbation breaks?

Yeah, well I'm progressing towards a Zero masturbation workplace. It's slow to achieve but were working towards it.

 

[GeauxLSU]

Disqualified!

Complete sentences required too? Harsh...

 

[Nonliberal]

Man if you were not so far away and if I wasn't a chronic masterbater I would apply.

Would I have to install special masturbatory capable rails in the ****ter for you?

 

[Leatherhead]

Yeah, well I'm progressing towards a Zero masturbation workplace. It's slow to achieve but were working towards it.

Sounds racist.