Who needs a job? Dobbs Defense will be hiring.

[Nonliberal]

Jesus Christ do you want a blood sample too?
No drugs? Or women? Or masturbation! Would you at least have posters of women posted..... everywhere? I feel sorry for the lonely fool that let's you make them your *****.. but will envy him. Good luck grasshopper

Respect Holmes -for posting this opportunity to ODT(I'm actually hoping new guy is somewhat of a video enthusiast and is constantly recording and posting videos of your latest and greatest)

Ahh, but we live life in the shadows and our job is a thankless one wrought with heartache and lonliness. Oh yeah, and cool ****. Really really cool ****.

 

[Nonliberal]

Naw I could probably rub enough out on the five hours worth of commuting everyday (multi-tasking skills) that I would be good to go while at work.

If you can rub out five a day, you might be just the kind of guy we need.

 

[timbgtm]

Darn!! I'm over qualified.

 

[captdave77]

 

[Omega]

Ahh, but we live life in the shadows and our job is a thankless one wrought with heartache and lonliness.

I can't read this sentence and believe that anyone is gonna honor your no drugs policy.

It's also in your best interest as a business owner to remove the bullet about 'no vaginas. '
I thinks it's funny and can relate. But that's lawsuit **** bro

 

[Sagan]

If you can rub out five a day, you might be just the kind of guy we need.

The new Dobb Polisher position has just been created.

 

[Sagan]

I can't read this sentence and believe that anyone is gonna honor your no drugs policy.

It's also in your best interest as a business owner to remove the bullet about 'no vaginas. '
I thinks it's funny and can relate. But that's lawsuit **** bro

Nope. Under the required number of employees. None of that crap applies here.

 

[Nonliberal]

I can't read this sentence and believe that anyone is gonna honor your no drugs policy.

It's also in your best interest as a business owner to remove the bullet about 'no vaginas. '
I thinks it's funny and can relate. But that's lawsuit **** bro

Also, if you mention "lawsuit" you are disqualified!

 

[Nonliberal]

Nope. Under the required number of employees. None of that crap applies here.

Head of my legal defense team?

 

[Nonliberal]

Darn!! I'm over qualified.

You already got six jobs man.