Why Were You Fired from a Job
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Yeah, much better for plants to close the doors, than get rid of ****ty "union" workers.
Nitrous fed worked at a auto repair shop and got fired for not being able to find a battery cable stretcher and could not figure out how to top off the radiator of a used '74 VW Beetle after they told him to.
Added a little color.
.... A friend once called me, crying, and said he just did a terrible thing.
... He had an irresistable compulsion to stick his pecker into the pickle slicer at work, at the food processing plant.
And he did it!
"Oh, no!" I said. "Are you OK? Are you hurt?"
"They fired me!" he complained.
"Well, if that's the only thing that happened, you got off easy because it could have been worse."
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"Oh, it was worse." They fired the pickle slicer, too, and NOW SHE WON"T TALK TO ME !"
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... He had an irresistable compulsion to stick his pecker into the pickle slicer at work, at the food processing plant.
And he did it!
"Oh, no!" I said. "Are you OK? Are you hurt?"
"They fired me!" he complained.
"Well, if that's the only thing that happened, you got off easy because it could have been worse."
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"Oh, it was worse." They fired the pickle slicer, too, and NOW SHE WON"T TALK TO ME !"
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I must be a real loser. I have been a my company for 20 years and have never been fired. I can provide my family with a comfortable living while my wife stays home w the kids.
I do remember a time when I was dumb and irresponsible but I thought most people outgrew that phase.
I do remember a time when I was dumb and irresponsible but I thought most people outgrew that phase.
I called my boss's wife a b**** to her face so she fired me. He called me the next day wondering where I was. I said, "Your b**** wife fired me last night because I called her a b****!" He laughed and told me to come back to work, she can't fire me and to not worry about it.
roy d....because she is a b****
roy d....because she is a b****
By the way, my negative feed back stems from 1 semi corporate worker that decided after 40 days to get a title for a car and without regards to a common sense approach took it upon his corporate self to post a bunch of lies that were unfounded. If you read my response you'll see the rest of the picture. Oh But We All Know Corporate Structure is very much ONE SIDED RIGHT??
The other was from a drunk hunter that never showed for planting day and fully understood what was going to happen, but after he sobered up I want my money back. NOT. And then posted some bull crap story about a key etc.
2 Negs, wow that makes me someone that has to be approved by WHO you?? before it's corporately approved.
Glad you have had steady work, but your drama is not needed today, tomorrow or any other time.
Too many people stay in a position because they don't have the ability to improve there life or the balls to take the next step to overcome a boring everyday routine. Wonder who that could be??
Have a Happy New Year Mr. Corporate.
The other was from a drunk hunter that never showed for planting day and fully understood what was going to happen, but after he sobered up I want my money back. NOT. And then posted some bull crap story about a key etc.
2 Negs, wow that makes me someone that has to be approved by WHO you?? before it's corporately approved.
Glad you have had steady work, but your drama is not needed today, tomorrow or any other time.
Too many people stay in a position because they don't have the ability to improve there life or the balls to take the next step to overcome a boring everyday routine. Wonder who that could be??
Have a Happy New Year Mr. Corporate.
