Zombie apocalypse insurance...

[jjmikolacjik]

Oh come on! In the terms of agreement, it clearly says it ISN'T an insurance company and is solely for entertainment purposes only!

And here I thought I'd finally found an insurance company that will take care of my family and I when the zombie attack finally occurs...

Shep for 75 a month plus training fees I will be happy to be your Zombie insurance agency. I shoot straight, I am funny and most of all I have no problem killing Zombies. If you need a resume please let me have your address so I can mail you one.

 

[Aeromotor1]

lol

 

[robcmart]

Sure, their first concern will be their policyholders. That's a joke!

 

[Jruell89]

Looks legit!

 

[OFace12]

I really just don't know what to say to that....

 

[RIDDLE]

Yep, I know what I am buying my buddies for their Birthdays!

 

[diacnik]

need a cool spokes-animal

 

[gunlover]

Shep for 75 a month plus training fees I will be happy to be your Zombie insurance agency. I shoot straight, I am funny and most of all I have no problem killing Zombies. If you need a resume please let me have your address so I can mail you one.

I can beat that price for ONLY $19.95 a month we at Jay's zombie killing emporium can keep you and your loved one safe, It's not a matter of if zombies will Attract but a matter of when, When the time does come we offer a level 3 safe room with 5 years of food, ammo,gun, and all the Glee you can watch. Act now and we will throw in a free*(just pay shipping of $49.99) candle and box of matches.

 

[TNol10]

Nice, any affiliation to the Zombie Squad?

 

[Snipershot]

lol