How Woke Are You Thread

[WinstonSmith]

I'm so woke I wont even have a piece of white frosting cake without also having a piece with chocolate frosting.

And........go

 

[ARCman47]

Nothing like an Oreo sammich.

 

[WinstonSmith]

I'm so woke I only go to Starbucks in economically disadvantaged areas.

 

[Rgrbulldog]

I’m so woke, I bought the right truck!

 

[WinstonSmith]

I'm so woke I don't even use the clip on my clip on man bun. I just cook down my left over chai tea soy lattes into a paste and use it to stick that thing on there. And before you ask, yes, it does make me more culturally sensitive than you.

 

[The Southern Gentlemen]

I woke up this morning, does that count? That’s as woke as this white boy gets!! Any questions?

 

[WinstonSmith]

I woke up this morning, does that count? That’s as woke as this white boy gets!! Any questions?

Damn howdy. It's a joke thread aimed at poking fun at the ridiculous that surrounds us. Of which there is much to choose from these days.

 

[The Southern Gentlemen]

Damn howdy. It's a joke thread aimed at poking fun at the ridiculous that surrounds us. Of which there is much to choose from these days.

I was just poke-in a little fun, no harm intended.

 

[fattboyzz]

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[palmettomoon]

I'm too broke to be woke.