joke of the day

[eightnsand]

A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a ****ing mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my ****ing pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the **** did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole!?"


“Because ...

he’s thinking of getting married..."

 

[NewLeaf]

Truth Hurts, but it feels Good sometimes too

 

[Fear Itself]

Life lessons!

 

[canoecanoe]

I started to show this to my wife, but I enjoy living too much.

 

[kimchee45]

A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a ****ing mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my ****ing pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the **** did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole!?"


“Because ...

he’s thinking of getting married..."

WINNER !

 

[Old Patriot]

 

[kimchee45]

Something is screwed up big time.
System overload ?
My wifi overload ?
My CPU ?
Me ?

O.K. Now we are getting somewhere.
I clicked Post Reply, a gray screen appears top right with flashing bars.
It Does NOT SAY POSTED, so I click "Post Reply" again , repeat as desired ?
WTF ?

 

[canoecanoe]

Did your wife block you from the ODT?

 

[shadowchaser59]

Heck yea save a buddy day

 

[3clicks_Off]

Too funny