Heaven forbid you forget your phone now a days when you go! Be trying to break it off before you redesign the whole bathroom in your head! Lining up your toes with the tile lines and #%^<
My Grandpa’s house back in Utah still has a corded telephone. I can’t tell you exactly how many real estate deals went down on the ****ter but it was plenty enough to need a telephone near the toilet.
I was on a call with my noise canceling earbuds in last week, and realized while *I* couldn't hear myself ****ting, my assistant was like... dude are you ****ting right now?