1. Grow out my hair until it reaches Trump combover length
2. Shoot up a Rubik’s cube until all colors match on each side
3. Circumnavigate Chris Christie
4. Call the IRS during peak time periods and wait to speak with someone
5. Wait for the justice department to indict Hillary & put a house arrest monitor on her cankles.
6. See how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Toosie Pop
7. Locate Jimmy Hoffa
8. Rent a submarine and find the wreckage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
9. Capture Bigfoot & the Loch Ness monster and trade them for a really nice 1911 and some ammo
10. Start drinking (See Below)
Long, Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against A Wall
(The Official Pass-The-Time Drink Of The NFA)
5 Ingredients
Method
Add 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of Southern Comfort, 1 shot of sloe gin and 1 shot of Galliano to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake gently and strain into a highball glass with ice. Top up glass with orange juice.
Feel free to add your intentions to this list........
2. Shoot up a Rubik’s cube until all colors match on each side
3. Circumnavigate Chris Christie
4. Call the IRS during peak time periods and wait to speak with someone
5. Wait for the justice department to indict Hillary & put a house arrest monitor on her cankles.
6. See how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Toosie Pop
7. Locate Jimmy Hoffa
8. Rent a submarine and find the wreckage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
9. Capture Bigfoot & the Loch Ness monster and trade them for a really nice 1911 and some ammo
10. Start drinking (See Below)
Long, Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against A Wall
(The Official Pass-The-Time Drink Of The NFA)
5 Ingredients
- 1 shot Vodka
- 1 shot Galliano
- To top Orange Juice
- 1 shot Southern Comfort
- 1 shot Sloe Gin
- Original
- cl
- ml
- oz
Method
Add 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of Southern Comfort, 1 shot of sloe gin and 1 shot of Galliano to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake gently and strain into a highball glass with ice. Top up glass with orange juice.
Feel free to add your intentions to this list........