Years ago, I used to spend a lot of time in Puerto Rico working and I knew a guy down there that his son was in the military and he could go to the PX and pick up Don Q151 rum and Bacardi 151 rum for three dollars a bottle so I would have him get cases at a time and I would ship it back home and...
You know you're from Redneck Country when.....
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same
tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with
a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the...