Recent content by wozeyjales

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    What A Beautiful Moon

    Last time I priced new glasses ones I need were mighty expensive. Soon realized it would be cheaper to just buy a bigger TV. Last time I looked at the moon, checked it with each eye while other was closed. Right eye open moon smaller than with left eye open. Maybe b'cuz my left eye is my...
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    Military Coining

    Happy retirement, you'll soon wonder how you got everything done while you were working. Don't want to rain on anyone's parade but just for general clarification, 'coins' can only be made by a nation's mint like our U.S. Mint. Any 'coins' made by private mints or other entities are medallions...
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    Fish size question

    Your response may be what led to your friend's accusation of a fish story. He asked How big? to which you gave him their approx weight. As I understand it when asked how big? you're suppose to hold your hands up exaggerating some depending on how many beers you've had. Using shoe size comparison...
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    I bet a lot of younger folks don't have any idea what is this.

    If not playing cards, we did use balloons against the spokes for motor sounds. Tie end to fender brace then loop around the brace a few times until desired amount of pressure against spokes. Tighter made more noise but shortened 'motor' life. blub blub blub blub blub blub blub POP................
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    Never leave your baby in a hot car…..

    Oops, my bad. Thought you meant don't leave your baby in a stolen car
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    I'll never peak!

    Q. what's the dumbest thing you ever did? A. I choose to remain silent so anything I don't say can't be held agin me in a court of law or any other kind of court (tennis, kangaroo, etc.)
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    The older you are the more this means

    My first thought more like who are they to tell me where to live? and who said they could have 1 of my beers?
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    Happy St Patrick’s Day

    Better tip would be when is St. Patty's Day? I'd look meself but the calender is too faraway
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    Time to brush up on your German and French….

    I know how to say stop in German HALT! And how to say refrigerator in Italian Iceeboxah Made french toast this morn' does that count?
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    This woman shows a reason why you should love Walmart. - lol

    Recently saw a diesel dually with a looong trailer unoccupied but running parked in a fire lane. Sure, none of the stores were in flames but still.... ( I'll only be there for a minute or three )
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    Save money. Do your own bodywork on your car!

    This one deserves a nice hood ornament. Maybe a wood decoy duck? Or a busted coo coo clock?

  12. And just like that, its 3am...

  13. And just like that, its 3am...

    Glad ya'll told me about it before I was an hour late for both my Monday appts. Least the car I have now is easy to reset. I leave 1 house clock on real time just in case Tanx!
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    Learn how to choose a tire for ALL seasons: Ice, Rain & Race.

    Way back whince upon a time I had a 67 Mustang Fstbk. Just a 302 with a/t but we had done Shelby front end mods, changed to big block 'tang front swaybar and added an addco rear sway bar. So it handled pretty good. Guy I knew had 2 Falcon (v-8) 13" wheels with the 5 lug 4.5" bolt pattern...
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    Heres yo sign 😅😅😅😅

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