Just buy an old Ninja 250. My 2007 still has a mechanical speedometer. Crazy simple bike to work on. That and you get 65mpg on average. Insurance is dirt cheap as well.
Ummm, they are ****ing dinosaurs...
I would want a 20mm AND a grenade launcher. Regular handguns would probably just annoy them...lol
http://www.anzioironworks.com/MAG-FED-20MM-RIFLE.htm
.22lr or a pellet gun. Only things small enough that you can carry literally a couple thousand rounds and find ammo for reasonably. Well, maybe not finding .22lr laying around much any more...lol
Damn, you guys are serious! My land is as flat as day old beer, would be a huge pain in the butt to go underground for a shelter. Its cool you guys have hillsides to dig into!