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    GloRilla arrested

    I'm laughing, I was so hoping to get someone.
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    GloRilla arrested

    I had to pop her into the Youtube to see what she's all about. "Lick or Sum" is now my favorite song, just one of those happy little tunes with a pleasant chorus that gets stuck in your head and you find yourself humming along to it.
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    Things are getting nutso out there!

    I was going to tell how I've dropped from Jamesons to Ballentines as my everyday, standard drink..... but I'm a man dammit, I don't need no sympathy.
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    Things are getting nutso out there!

    It is crazy. I'd rather eat somewhere very nice once a month than spend what it costs to eat out or takeaway once a week now. Found this amazing, chilled, clean and quiet supermarket that has bargains recently. It's called Walmart. Go there at 6.30am and do a quick shop, so nice. No freaks...
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    Anyone else name their guns??

    Remembered this thread from a few weeks ago. Gave my son his first gun recently, a single shot .410. He named it over the weekend. "Jimmy, the destroyer of nutsacks".
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    That's a hard way to go.

    Do it.
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    Advice for Husbands

    Met this woman with my wife one day. Had been hearing about her for years, they can't stand each other, it was funny, you could feel the tension. So before we bumped into her my wife had been droning on and on about her hair, "I was thinking of doing this, or should I do this.....blah blah"...

  8. I hate monkeys

    ****ing monkeys. Got into a monkey battle at the Monkey Forest in Ubud Bali because my wife was being a control freak with the bannanas and trying to only give the bannanas to the cute little monkeys, thus upending the established social hierachy. I was swatting monkeys away with a backpack...
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    Buddy if you aren't doing zap carry with the pocket God gave you, you're missing out.

    And you're all showing your ignorance here, he's obviously studied and mastered the Kevin Kline pocket draw from the movie Silverado.

  10. Tipping: I can't be the only one, right?

    The other side of this tipping debacle is the revenge videos that people are posting, especially delivery drivers are posting online. Everything from putting peoples food on the floor with the AC blasting it to chill it down, purposely leaving items or even eating some of it. There were so many...

  11. Tipping: I can't be the only one, right?

    Sushi restaurant in everyones favourite place, California, a few months ago. Sat down, plates of food was going around on a conveyor. Ordered drinks off a touchscreen. Drinks arrived on a robot cart. When you finish the plates of sushi, you drop them down a shute on the end of the table and it...
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    Okay all you crackers out there.....

    Vegas last week. Had deep fried Camenbert with Cranberry sauce last week. Murdered a serving by myself, a full round. My wife told me I'd had enough to eat and drink without it, and to forget about jumping on her that night if I ate it. Told her thats fine with me, I'm having the cheese, and...
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    Trevor Noah's botched penis enlargement surgery....

    At least the comments section of the article is full of concern and empathy for Trevor...............not really...........not at all ........ actually whats the opposite of concern and empathy?
  14.

    Colon cleanse

    Not buffet, just your typical fast food joint, but more powerful and quick acting.
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    Colon cleanse

    I'm in Vegas, saw a White Castle last night, never had it before. Apart from being disgusting at the time, ohmigod. Never again.

  16. Have you noticed lately.....

    I cracked up at poofter. Haven't heard that in years.

  17. Todays Blunder

    I'd switched off from listening to the wife last night, but was still nodding along with her talking. Apparently what she'd said was don't put those takeaway plastic containers you said you were going to keep in the dishwasher. Wanted to use them to sort a drawer out in the garage. Woke up this...
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    Embarrassing... Indeed...

    Kids these days snitching on themselves smdh. They laugh at older people not being as technologically able but then they put out stuff that'll be online forever, or send it to the wrong person like this. They live in a world where their stupidity is magnified. I'm happy that I grew up without...

  19. New EDC option

    Was joking with a friend the other day about some Slavic heritage on my mothers side, they've just sent me this, asking if I'm now going to EDC a grenade. https://nypost.com/2021/06/16/video-shows-man-throwing-grenade-in-street-fight-injuring-five/
  20.

    Dana Carvey does Sleepy Joe

    To be fair, he'd just filled his depends, was walking and then someone said something to him. Thats a LOT happening at once.
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