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  1.

    Scattered smothered covered and chunked

    You don't mess with a Man's Babe, Bike, Bacon or dog!
  2.

    Scattered smothered covered and chunked

    Ok, That make sense. Gotta fight fight for your bacon.
  3.

    Scattered smothered covered and chunked

    What was the fight about? Did he steal his bacon?
  4.

    Punchline this joke

    Hey Babe, What kind of treats you got?
  5.

    Rash question.. What the heck did I get into in my yard?!

    False! the oil left on the skin can indeed be spread by contact
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    Rash question.. What the heck did I get into in my yard?!

    who did you have sex with other than yourself?

  7. So you like eating at Denny's, huh?

    I liked it better when it was Sambo's
  8.

    ODT Medics Needed

    I think that qualify as porn in Japan.

  9. OK ODT movie buffs..

    Jules: "Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?" Yolanda: "Cool?"

  10. OK ODT movie buffs..

    "They call it a Royale with Cheese."

  11. OK ODT movie buffs..

    "Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps... And I want my scalps!"

  12. OK ODT movie buffs..

    "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

  13. OK ODT movie buffs..

    "Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?"

  14. OK ODT movie buffs..

    Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the ******* common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

  15. OK ODT movie buffs..

    “You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup.” — Al Czervik

  16. OK ODT movie buffs..

    “You’ll get nothing and like it.” — Judge Smails
  17.

    Take Your Kid To Work Day

  18. Bro, do you even carry?

    Like carrying a hammer
  19.

    Bunny Beat Down

    AWESOME!!!!

  20. " I watched you suffer...

    Sorry, I have zero attention attention span unless there are pics of ass, tits or thigh gap. I have no idea what you are saying.
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