“Got drunk, got hungry, fell asleep.”

[aFarewellToKings]

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HONEST !
THAT DID NOT HAPPEN TO ME !

None of you believe me. Do you ?

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Don't worry, we all believe you. This is ODT after all.
Just tell your "friend" to stay out of the kitchen.

 

[palmettomoon]

This is what happens when you blur the boundary between their domain and our domain. No good will come of it.

 

[8675309]

boil a pot of city water dry

 

[emptyMAGS]

Blackened chicken nuggets and fries. A college delicacy...

I once dated a chick who boiled a pot of eggs dry when we were in the middle of "blockbuster and chill". Yup, smokey...

 

[kimchee45]

boil a pot of city water dry

YES !
Most people would be amazed at what is left, after "Pure Water" boils dry !

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[Heat01]

Your not alone my friend. That smell won't go away for a minute

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Your not alone my friend. That smell won't go away for a minute

Try turning microwave popcorn into a single charred lump.
Years ago had someone do that at work. Dumped it in the (our) trash can, closed the (our) microwave door, and returned to his office. Amazed the fire alarm didn't go off; I could see a column of black smoke from across the room.

 

[Heat01]

Try turning microwave popcorn into a single charred lump.
Years ago had someone do that at work. Dumped it in the (our) trash can, closed the (our) microwave door, and returned to his office. Amazed the fire alarm didn't go off; I could see a column of black smoke from across the room.

Yeah that's the worst smell ever!!! Who would have thought?!

 

[Sigo]

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“Got drunk, got hungry, fell asleep.”
WOW ! That 'Smoke Alarm' would wake the dead !

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Do you cater?

 

[kimchee45]

Do you cater?

" Do you cater? "
Only to people I never liked anyway !
That way, I don't make any NEW enemies.

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