911 Call Reveals Family Held Hostage by Fat Cat

[Cadcom]

Cats make great slippers. Especially a big fat arrogant 22lb rascal.

 

[GAGunguy]

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your mom?

 

[Shovelhead]

There's more then one way to skin a cat.

 

[Leatherhead]

your mom?

My Dad.

 

[GeauxLSU]

The patheticness in that story is beyond compare. Perhaps the mother will poke some more holes in her face to toughen her up to deal with the kitty next time. Lee Palmer, your first name is already androgynous... so I believe with this story you're transformation is done.

 

[inkdaddy]

My Cat is a lover, not a fighter, and he tips the scale at 24 lbs, 10 ounces!!..........When I read this story to him he said the humans were a bunch of puzzy's

 

[erkinator]

If it was my cat(which it never would have been). It would be one dead Pu$$Y

 

[MEAN STREAK]

kill'em all

 

[heystranger]

(A) she needs a new boyfriend (B) they need a bigger dog and (C) cats make really good ....... well nothing really.

 

[Ken Ford]

There's more then one way to skin a cat.

Yep! With a leather boot comes to mind! Can we say PUNT!