Accosted at bass pro shop!

[THREEJAYS]

That’s irritating anywhere

 

[erkinator]

Tell them your glad they made contact, you`ve been wondering about their car warranty that's ready to expire.

 

[boinky]

If I'm in no hurry I'll waste their time stringing them along. Wife always gets pissed at me. Few times when they realize it, they'll get pissed and walk off.

 

[Fatal_Bert]

Grab the clipboard and paperwork, draw some big dicks on it, hand it back and continue shopping.

 

[palmettomoon]

Give them your contact info. My name is Seymour, first name......Butts, last name. 478.867.5309.

 

[charlie hotel lima]

Grab the clipboard and paperwork, draw some big dicks on it, hand it back and continue shopping.

Does this really work ?

 

[Torn]

I’ve found saying “I have a friend in Jesus, let me tell you about him” makes them scatter.

 

[palmettomoon]

I’ve found saying “I have a friend in Jesus, let me tell you about him” makes them scatter.

Get some of those Lighthouse pamphlets & keep a couple in your hip pocket just in case.

 

[Gingerbeard Man]

I always say in the worst Spanish possible, “no habla Englis”

It's "No hablo ****tardo"

 

[November Sierra]

I went in there the other day for two things and got asked twice if I wanted to save 20 bucks. Then the lady at the register started giving me her life story like I didn't want to leave for another hour. I've said it once, I've said it a billion times: walking around ass pro is like surfing the internet in the early 00s. Random audible pop up ads everywhere you go