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I would have waited till she was good and stuck then had sherriff trespass her.
Some people are idiots and there ain't no cure for stupid.
Leroy and Rastus have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Rastus, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."
"But we're privates," protests Rastus..
"We're sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Rastus, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we're privates," says Rastus..
"You blind?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We're sergeants now."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "Your cute," she says, "and I'd like to screw you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Rastus, go look in the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Rastus goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Rastus," he says, "why'd you give me the okay?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhea affects only the privates. " He points to his stripes. "But, we're sergeants now."
Leroy and Rastus have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Rastus, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."
"But we're privates," protests Rastus..
"We're sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Rastus, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we're privates," says Rastus..
"You blind?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We're sergeants now."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "Your cute," she says, "and I'd like to screw you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Rastus, go look in the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Rastus goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Rastus," he says, "why'd you give me the okay?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhea affects only the privates. " He points to his stripes. "But, we're sergeants now."
and tell the police she beat the hell outta my fist with her nose
What kinda person just drives through someone's yard ? Georgia people know that after this amount of rain even a tractor will be marred up to its axles. Had to be a foreigner
the amazon delivery service is terrible. i have ad similar expierence even had them throw a package out the window into the front yard. will not deal with them.
If it didn't have at least 22"s yant ****
Got some pretty good ideas for you here.
2 of them you could get with the $200.
2 of them you could get with the $200.
This is where security camera footage would have been epic.
