anecdotal evidence to prevent covid19

[chucklenut]

I live in the city. therefor I should be dead like 5 times over from the ching chong cough. but im still here, just bored, but why? why am I unique when there are bodies stacked 10 feet high waiting on the soylent green people movers to come and get them?

the answer is simple....bacon

I eat a plate of bacon every day to keep me healthy. so far im not dead, so its clearly working. you should to. eat your bacon

 

[Kahrnut]

Just sprinkle this magical dust on everything

 

[Macvan]

Not staying your age is the detail the makes yet ether fantastic or just wait

 

[Glorfindel]

A little cheese never hurt either

 

[Raydog]

...I eat a plate of bacon every day to keep me healthy...

Are there people who don't?
No wonder...

...there are bodies stacked 10 feet high waiting on the soylent green people movers to come and get them?

 

[Redneck1919]

Do you need to understand calculus to read your cholesterol numbers?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

 

[Horsehat]

I live in the city. therefor I should be dead like 5 times over from the ching chong cough. but im still here, just bored, but why? why am I unique when there are bodies stacked 10 feet high waiting on the soylent green people movers to come and get them?

the answer is simple....bacon

I eat a plate of bacon every day to keep me healthy. so far im not dead, so its clearly working. you should to. eat your bacon

If you eat a plate of bacon every day, even if you die you will die happy.

 

[teearr]

Tacos work too! (or so I've been told) .

Edit: Bacon Tacos are even better.

 

[spencer60]

For me it's bourbon and cigars. The cigars get the flem going so the virus can't stick to my throat, and the bourbon kills it while it's trapped.

I can't recommend this for everyone, but it's worked for me, and I've had to drive downtown TWICE during this awful plague.