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Anybody else dread going to work on Monday?

So far this year, someone blew out their colostomy bag twice and dripped fecal matter on the floor down every aisle they walked, someone flat out took a **** and left a pile in the middle of the aisle, someone showed me a pic of their dick on their computer, Friday someone lost their ****ing mind and was screaming "I ain't scared of (the director), someone go tell him I ain't scared!!" Half my line got interviewed by OSI bc one of the guys on my line is producing AI child porn and stealing Facebook pics of a girl on another line and making AI porn with her pics...

I told my supervisor I wanted moved off my line, trying to diffuse the situation he looked at me and jokingly asked if I wanted a hug, "No, I want moved off this line to one without all the BS," he asked if I wanted a hug again, I said, "Yeah, let's go outside behind the dumpster and you can give me a mouth hug," he said "Why go behind the dumpster, I'll do it right here in the middle of the aisle!"

I walked away bc I couldn't gage if he's kidding. The dick pic guy and him are good friends and they're swingers. So I'm not sure.

All I know is, 2 day weekends aren't long enough and I've had to basically stop drinking bc the Doc said my body doesn't tolerate alcohol. Maybe I'll take up smoking or vaping. Or cocaine or heroine. Hell IDK.
I would like to take a moment to apologize for each and every Sunday I moped around woahisme about Monday.
 
Well the entire men's bathroom is closed today, due to a toilet overflow, bc someone tried to flush their underwear...
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