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The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting,
they would someday end up destroying the whole world.
So, they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice:
a duel of two, like David and Goliath.
This "duel" would be a dog fight.
The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop
the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight
would earn its people the right to rule the disputed areas.
The losing side would have to laydown its arms for good.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers
in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their
offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only
the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food
and killed all the other puppies.
They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing
machine. After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed
steel prison bars on its cage. Only expert trainers could handle
this incredibly nasty and ferocious beast.
When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed
up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 14
feet long!
Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there
seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance
against the growling beast over in the Arab camp. All the bookies
took one look and predicted that the Arab dog would win in less
than a minute.
As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward
the center of the ring.
The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.
As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened
its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite.
There was nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Arab killer dog's
tail floating to the ground.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media
personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads
in disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top
scientist and breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest,
biggest Dobermans, Rottweilers and Siberian wolves.
They developed an incredible killing machine of a dog!"
The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Jewish
plastic surgeons from Boca Raton working to make an alligator look
like a Dachshund."
they would someday end up destroying the whole world.
So, they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice:
a duel of two, like David and Goliath.
This "duel" would be a dog fight.
The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop
the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight
would earn its people the right to rule the disputed areas.
The losing side would have to laydown its arms for good.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers
in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their
offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only
the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food
and killed all the other puppies.
They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing
machine. After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed
steel prison bars on its cage. Only expert trainers could handle
this incredibly nasty and ferocious beast.
When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed
up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 14
feet long!
Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there
seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance
against the growling beast over in the Arab camp. All the bookies
took one look and predicted that the Arab dog would win in less
than a minute.
As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward
the center of the ring.
The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.
As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened
its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite.
There was nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Arab killer dog's
tail floating to the ground.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media
personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads
in disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top
scientist and breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest,
biggest Dobermans, Rottweilers and Siberian wolves.
They developed an incredible killing machine of a dog!"
The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Jewish
plastic surgeons from Boca Raton working to make an alligator look
like a Dachshund."
