Are you an ammosexual?

[agrant12]

Word

 

[Targetmaster]

I'd feel uncomfortable with someone fondling my SIG while holding my Range Bags. I wasn't brought up that way

 

[emptyMAGS]

I'm an admitted ammo whore but don't do the Ghey thing with it !!!!

Wait? So you don't like to snake the barrel and lube the shaft?

 

[MacTavish]

I am so addicted that I even buy ammo for guns I don't even own. I see this ammo as being "cash" to be used for food and water when the SHTF.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Need legislation to allow ammosexuals to "come out of the closet"!
I mean, most who express their preferences in public are forced to do so "concealed".

 

[Gordylew]

So when do we march? Can we please have a separate section in the column for the guys with the DB looking khaki camera jackets with the big pockets. I may be ammosexual but I at least have class. I'm not a chode.

 

[Pnorwood]

You guys are a riot! Love the humor, and I have to admit I am guilty of being ammosexual..

 

[motorhead]

ammosexual - hmmm, kinda like gun kweer ?

 

[spencer60]

We need a flag!

 

[Hayata]

I prefer a term that doesn't bring my sexuality into it. Right?

How about ammomaniac or ammophilia? Wait, that last one is sexual, too. Hold on.

Classical Greek, that's it. Has an air of cool about it, too.

Hoplonomaniac? Hoplon is the base for weapon...hmm. Too long.

But it does kind of "sing"...

Anyway, whatever you call it, I are one!

Just to celebrate it I re-organized my ammo area. Now I feel like I need more ammo.

Any treatment for this condition, btw?