Do you have any idea what you’re sayin'?…..

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How about " Shaking like a dog shi**ing silver nickels! ". I think that was literal. LOL

I always heard "shaking like a Chihuahua passing a peach pit".. LOL

 

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The phrase " It won't be long now! ". That came from a talking monkey that got his pecker caught in the fan. 😁

That reminds me of the joke about the guy who the neighbors noticed wasn't going to work each day anymore so the neighbor asked him what happened. The guy says "there was an incident at the food processing plant, I can't work there anymore."

Neighbor: "what happened?"


Answer: "Well you know I've been having this idea for a while that I wanted to stick my wiener into the pickle slicer, and one day when there wasn't anybody else around I decided to give it a try just went over and shoved my pecker into the pickle slicer!"


Neighbor: "OMG, that's shocking ?!

And so what happened next?"


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Ex-Employee: " It turned real bad real quick --she started moaning, the boss saw us, I got fired, she got fired, and now she won't even take my phone calls."



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