As God is my witness..

[Bypass]

I thought turkeys could fly!

Turkeys can fly bro. Wild turkeys at least. I walked up on a few and they flew hundreds of yards.

 

[Kahrnut]

This turkey flew into her mouth:

 

[Bonjax]

I thought turkeys could fly!

That may be the funniest line in the history of sitcom tv. I have tears in my eyes every time I watch it.

"The humanity!"

 

[Poppa Mike]

WKRP was one of my all time favorite sitcoms, and this episode was the best!!

 

[Cadcom]

Ok. For all the millennials (and bypass ) who didn’t get the reference, it’s only the greatest Thanksgiving skit in American history. Google WKRP Turkey drop and watch the whole 20 min clip if you can.

 

[karlvv30]

Ok. For all the millennials (and bypass ) who didn’t get the reference, it’s only the greatest Thanksgiving skit in American history. Google WKRP Turkey drop and watch the whole 20 min clip if you can.

Now I feel like a youngin. Maybe some miller lite will fix that.

 

[timbgtm]

They can fly enough to get in a tree every night.

Even further coming down from the tree!

 

[Barbwire]

I have seen turkeys fly 2-300 yds in S FLA when spooked.

 

[Cadcom]

I have seen turkeys fly 2-300 yds in S FLA when spooked.

Yeah, but they don’t do well when dropped from a helicopter.

 

[jwc0305]

I've seen them fly over a quarter of a mile before.