At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin, and….

[basstracker89]

Well the pharaohs used to have their wives buried with them........LOL.......

 

[MattN1985]

Well the pharaohs used to have their wives buried with them........LOL.......

But that's what I'm trying to escape from

 

[basstracker89]

But that's what I'm trying to escape from

LOL.....Yea, she'd say the same thing......

 

[OttoMan]

Just like Red Foreman said: (That70s Show)

 

[basstracker89]

My Father in Law said that he wanted to be cremated and that his ashes could be divided between the two children. So I asked him which half do we get? The bottom or the top?.........