Bad guts

my wife and i along with another couple were walking around the opryland mall about 5 months ago. my wife and i were walking in front of the other couple we went to nashville with. it was a saturday night and it was crowded. before going we stopped at checkers for lunch and i had the double fish sammich. "they're realllly tasty" so after about an hour or so after eating i felt my belly rumble, my lower back started to ache and i knew. "BAD GUTS" totally involuntary almost every step was sheer ecstacy. i could feel the demons leaving my body. i watched a young girl innocently wander into the vapor trail and hit the deck immediately after. of course i pointed the finger at my unsuspecting wife to our friends down wind, even the couple behind them were almost gagging. my point is, is checkers in cahoots with imodium ad? those things are toxic.
You Dog !!! LOL (For blaming the wife ) Just to be clear.
 
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I passed an sbd in Publix today, one of those that burns and would probably cause an explosion if near an open flame. This poor woman stepped into it, looked like she was going to gag. Looked at me, I nodded toward another lady in the aisle. Lady #1 spun her cart around and fled the aisle. Lady #2 was upwind and missed the experience.
 
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