Caption this: Complete the sentence

[doubleeaglefan]

"No wait... Honey, I can explain...." I thought, if you came home and saw me wearing your panties on the dining room table trying to light my farts with candlelight that you would be turned on... honey??? honey??? (door slams in the distance) hmmm ...

 

[sig68]

No wait... Honey, I can explain.... Hoss said he did 2 at once I was just trying to do all three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is quite funny right here!

 

[Fatal_Bert]

" I have this picture of laxguy on my phone"

 

[linebacker]

"No wait... Honey, I can explain. Since you refuse to shave my crack hair, I am going to singe it off. Maybe you should singe yours as well".

 

[TxBoyX2]

"No wait... Honey, I can explain...."

You said you wanted a hot piece of ass.

 

[JoKeR50]

No wait... Honey, I can explain, I am practicing the new Michael Phelps training method...

 

[MacTavish]

As Jerry Lee said, "Great Balls of Fire".

 

[TxBoyX2]

No, honey, if I cook my balls like this for 40 seconds, it will fry the NSA's implant.

 

[Apollo]

At a loss for words... Honey

 

[TxBoyX2]

He hovered too long over the flame, and this happened:
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