Chuck Norris Jokes…

[Beulah Land]

Yes, I know they are old but I heard some today that actually made me laugh. A couple of these ive heard before and some not. Post the funniest ones.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight and the loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants forever.
Chuck Norris was riding a horse but it wasn’t going fast enough, so he got off and uppercut it in the head. You’re welcome we now have giraffes.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear is not dead, it’s just too afraid to leave.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed call from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pee in Spanish.

 

[Kevin1]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear is not dead, it’s just too afraid to leave.

Now that cracked me up!

 

[Grdbreaker]

Chuck Norris does'nt do push ups..he pushes the Earth down.

 

[JBWJr]

 

[Grdbreaker]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Rattlesnake..after 30 min of terrible pain the snake died.

 

[Beulah Land]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear is not dead, it’s just too afraid to leave.

Now that cracked me up!

My favorite was “Chuck Norris can pee in Spanish” lol.

 

[Beulah Land]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Rattlesnake..after 30 min of terrible pain the snake died.

I forgot about that one lol.

 

[Beulah Land]

Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19.
Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.
Chuck Norris‘s tears can cure cancer…too bad he’s never cried.
When Chuck Norris was born, they asked him to name his parents.

 

[Rusty Shakleford]

He can divide by zero and has counted to infinity twice.

 

[biker_bill]

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