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Chuck Norris Jokes…

Chuck Norris seasons his food with pepper spray

When chuck Norris’ parents had nightmares they would come to his bedroom.

chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table cause he only recognizes the element of surprise
 
Beulah Land said:
Yes, I know they are old but I heard some today that actually made me laugh. A couple of these ive heard before and some not. Post the funniest ones.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight and the loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants forever.
Chuck Norris was riding a horse but it wasn’t going fast enough, so he got off and uppercut it in the head. You’re welcome we now have giraffes.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear is not dead, it’s just too afraid to leave.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed call from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pee in Spanish.
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If Chuck Norris had been on the Titanic, the iceberg would have sunk.
 
Chuck Norris has never been swimming, water just wants to be around him.

Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.

Chuck Norris fists make the speed of light wish it were faster.

God rested on the seventh day because Chuck Norris allowed him too.

Chuck Norris actually works for NASA. He throws astronauts into space.

cars were invented to specifically out run chuck norris. Not to be outdone, chuck norris invented the car accident.
 
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