Chuck Norris Jokes…

[Rimfire rifleman]

Chuck Norris don’t go huntin he goes killin!

 

[basstracker89]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear is not dead, it’s just too afraid to leave.

Now that cracked me up!

Yea, I liked that one too

 

[poopdaddy]

Chuck Norris has never been to the Virgin Islands...if he had, they would just be called the Islands.

 

[Just Plain Bill]

The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

 

[Beulah Land]

When Chuck Norris found out nothing could kill him, he went and found nothing and killed it.

 

[Just Plain Bill]

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in slaughter!

 

[EugenFJR]

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out of the house.

 

[Lightning8]

The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

My favorite!

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19.
Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.

Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19.
That's what ended the "deadly pandemic".

 

[Beulah Land]

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.