Commiefornia woman sued parents for being ugly

[Tylerls1]

This one is funnier

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

 

[palmettomoon]

This one is funnier

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

"Darrel Whitaker is convinced that the creature who attacked him was a sasquatch, but the GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man."
So it was a 'bear' that assaulted him, not a sasquatch.

 

[Don231s]

This one is funnier

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

They don't call him Bigfoot for nothing!

 

[palmettomoon]

I thought she reminded me of someone....

 

[BamaFan]

Ever been to a Meet & Greet? I feel a Class Action Suit coming on!!

 

[MacTavish]

Her parents need to legally disown her.

 

[GeauxLSU]

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