Country Sayin's.

[hu1ip]

Grinning like a mule eating sawbriers
you got 2 choices- jack and **** and jack left 30 mins ago
boy you'd rather **** in your momma's sugar bowl than do X

 

[lcfd91]

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya

 

[blazedawg87]

your bout as bright as a blown light bulb.
you move about as fast as pond water.
i gotta use the sh**er, im copperheadin over here!
i gotta turd that could choke a monkey
watch this sh*t!
You aint holdin your mouth right!
this aint the land of puppy dogs and butterflys anymore
watchin you do this is about like watchin a monkey f*** a football.

 

[gobbler777]

"that aint worth 2 fist fulls of piss" - my dad

 

[akman47]

mayonaise----manays alotta mother****ers in here!

 

[SkyBreaker]

****tin in High Cotton!

 

[the_great_white]

"That makes me as frustrated as a one legged grasshopper trying to kick the seeds out of a watermelon!"

 

[45ak1911]

Uglier than a stone mud fence

 

[motorhead]

cop to a meth head- '" boy , you been brushin your teeth with a hammer?"

 

[trader Ron]

if we would have none this we would have picked the cotton oud dam selfs