Country Sayin's.

[jbw8372]

As messed up as a soup sandwich...
Could f'up a steel cube...

 

[hank_hill]

Happier than a queer with a bag full of peckers

 

[sinac84]

Like a sore Weiner, you just can't beat it.

 

[Retired Army]

I wouldn't piss on that SOB if he was on fire in the middle of the road
Gonna have to open a can o' whoop ass on ya
and my grandmother's: "you'll go to hell as quick for lyin as you will for stealin"

 

[WMSproject]

"Dummern Delbert!"

 

[sbh06]

As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

 

[robster31316]

She is finer than frogs hair

 

[strokin99]

Don't worry bout the mule, just load the wagon

 

[strokin99]

man holding a beer says, " I got a drinking problem, I have 2 hands and only one beer".

 

[JOKER]

happier than a mule eatin briers