Need your best country sayin's to use at my new job in the King building in the High Falutin' area of town. Had a buddy from Kentucky when I was in the Military that had a sack full and wish I would have written them down. Keep them coming so I can use them when the yanks and foreigners come in to the office.
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Country Sayin's.
- Thread starter hank_hill
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Lmao. You got to get video of it if you do.
Scarce as hen's teeth
As cold as a welldigger's A** in Minnesota
Scarce as hen's teeth
As cold as a welldigger's A** in Minnesota
One funny one i heard is this woman talking about a sorry man said " he is useless as a tit on a boar hog " 
Mad as Janet Reno's blind date, crazy as a Betsy bug, a few sandwiches shy of a pic-nic, dumber than a box of rocks, ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road, dern tootin', and anything with 'y'all' in it.
I've lived in the country all my life but am not exactly sure what you are looking for. Maybe you could give one example. Do you mean something like: "Touch my_______ (fill in the blank) (example: truck,dog,wife) again and I will kick your ass."
This one is good. This ex-con truck driver i know would always say "dumb as a sack of hammers" Lmao
When somebody says I'm do this or that you can say "Yeah, and you're gonna sh*t if ya' eat right." or if sombody says I want this and I want that, my grandaddy used to say "hold out both hands and want in one and sh*t in the other to see which one fills up first."
wait till I twist his balls and shift him into overdrive
