Dad joke

[Frank75]

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

 

[lokidogg]

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

Yeah during the Obummer admin they couldn’t yell “get down” for fear of a flash mob dance breaking out.

 

[emptyMAGS]

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

 

[Mirvin 264]

 

[Frank75]

What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.

 

[Frank75]

Come on Dads let's hear those lame jokes!

 

[aculprit]

Why don't pirates like the alphabet?

Because they get lost at c.

 

[lokidogg]

You know how to keep an ODT member in suspense?

 

[YUK0N]

Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?

Yup, it runs in your genes.

 

[Tazz]

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Lol!