Do you have Garanditis?

[10thmountain]

I have something up my sleeve for # 2...

 

[alleycat]

Had three, now only two

 

[JamesG]

I have M-14itis is that close enough?

 

[slick]

I didn't like these when we first met. Saw a few folks with swollen cheeks and thumbs that throbbed Many days and nights together in all kinds of weather. It even exited various types of Aircraft on one way flights.
Kept me company on protecting military property. I still have a live round I have saved since 1958.

 

[10thmountain]

I have M-14itis is that close enough?

Totally. Glad you can admit it.

 

[97 winchester]

Its HORRIBLE.

I have it.

No cure.

Lasts forever.

Terminal.

I am very happy to say I have it! General Patton was right.