we have all been here, LMAO
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Don’t even lie.....
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We call that prairie dogging
I’ve **** on the side of the road......Olive Garden, gets me every time.
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Turtles popping its head out
Touching cotton
Old chicken pecking at the back door!
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Barbarians at the gate. Prairie doggin'. Turtle headin'.
I call them cold sweat, white knuckle knee knockers when I'm driving. I have been almost horizontal in the cab of my pickup trying to make it home. I stretched my whole body out straight so I wasn't in the sitting position. Very difficult driving that way.
These are the times my ringmeat starts snapping and spasming. I call it contractions. I tell the wife better call the midwife cause I'm about 4cm dilated over here. Better draft a birth certificate, because I'm gonna name this one.
I call them cold sweat, white knuckle knee knockers when I'm driving. I have been almost horizontal in the cab of my pickup trying to make it home. I stretched my whole body out straight so I wasn't in the sitting position. Very difficult driving that way.
These are the times my ringmeat starts snapping and spasming. I call it contractions. I tell the wife better call the midwife cause I'm about 4cm dilated over here. Better draft a birth certificate, because I'm gonna name this one.
Took a "too much draught beer" diarrhea dump off a phone pole once. About 25 feet up. Thank (insert your favorite divinity here) I was out in a rural area with no traffic below.
