Dumb joke of the day

[HERMET]

A large elephant saw a turtle near a pond. The elephant lumbered over and squashed it under one huge foot.
A jackal saw what happened and ran over to the elephant and exclaimed, "what did you do for?"
The elephant replied, "That turtle bit the tip of my trunk 17 years ago when I went to get a drink of water from the river."
The jackals eyes widened. "The same one? You must have an incredible memory!"
The elephant raised his trunk and tapped the side of his head before proudly proclaiming "Turtle Recall!"

Freely stolen from this month's Legion magazine.

 

[MacTavish]

A large elephant saw a turtle near a pond. The elephant lumbered over and squashed it under one huge foot.
A jackal saw what happened and ran over to the elephant and exclaimed, "what did you do for?"
The elephant replied, "That turtle bit the tip of my trunk 17 years ago when I went to get a drink of water from the river."
The jackals eyes widened. "The same one? You must have an incredible memory!"
The elephant raised his trunk and tapped the side of his head before proudly proclaiming "Turtle Recall!"

Freely stolen from this month's Legion magazine.

I wasted 33 seconds reading that.

 

[lostchild]

Wife didn't think that was funny.
‘Course she’s going out right now to feed the turtles in the lagoon.

 

[HERMET]

I wasted 33 seconds reading that.

To be fair it was titled "Dumb joke of the day".