Elvis?

[Bellman2]

He's hiding at the bohemian grove with Jimmy Hoffa

 

[dunkel]

He was in the bunker with Dick Cheney on 9/11.

No, you say? Prove me wrong.

 

[Bypass]

Elvis is writing my posts for me. Yeaahh. Uh Huh.

“Some people tap their feet, some people snap their
fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, ...

 

[bassdaddy00]

I didn't participate in the poll because "Who Cares" wasn't an option.

 

[OldGunbunny]

Just saw Elvis and Jesus checking out the ammunition in the sporting goods section of the Winder Walmart.

 

[dwaywego]

Okay, if he didn't come out when his daughter married Micheal Jackson; then he is obviously dead. Sorry Jerry Glanvile, but I had to say it.

 

[Boxer101]

I'm CONFUSED. Was that really Elvis that performed the wedding i was at in Vegas?

 

[gdog]

Actually, and this was a well guarded secret, Elvis lives in Dudley and works at Doug's convenience store. His hair is almost snow white now but he still has that smirk.




This is my lie and I will tell it like I want to.

 

[Shovelhead]

Thank ya.... thank ya very much......