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Embarrass the cashier lady at WalMart

I did check out a Ingles with a 30pk. of Bud light, roll of duct tape, and a large jar of Vaseline. Cashier"I'm not even going to ask". I had a bad cut on my foot and was spending the day in the pool. I used the Vaseline and duct tape for a water proof bandage. Used the beer for pain management
yeah sure
 
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At the grocery store, I like to make sure the toilet paper is the last thing on the conveyor belt and ask the cashier (with a blank stare) “Do you think this is enough toilet paper for the amount of food I’ve purchased?”

Usual reply ” um, I’m not really, um well uh, I guess so maybe”:

Proper response should be "No Sir you should also pick up a case of baby wipes and maybe a mop"
 
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