Ever had your penis stolen? This man has. :)

EZBS35 · Jul 26, 2012

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It will be eaten with an Octopuss . y I don't know . LOL .

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dakota port · Jul 26, 2012

and some men think when the ex-wife taking the kids, the house and the money is bad after they get caught cheating

camotoe · Jul 26, 2012

i hate when that happens.

BackWoods · Jul 26, 2012

Brings a whole new meaning to "if you don't use it, you lose it!"

sovietak474u · Jul 26, 2012

Gotta watch where you stick your wanky. Someone else might be offended.

crash_6906 · Jul 26, 2012

oldmetlfan said:
might have been lurr from omicron persei 8, looking for more human horn.

ftmfw!!!!! Lmfao!!!!!!!

Cruisers460 · Jul 26, 2012

I'm going to bed on that one. Setting the alarm just in case........................................................

attison · Jul 26, 2012

Thought I lost mine once, cold water submersion training lol. Nothing like this though.

jbi1104 · Jul 26, 2012

We had a chair in this genre built for a prick on our last deployment - he didn't find the humor in it like we did.

attison · Jul 26, 2012

jbi1104 said:
We had a chair in this genre built for a prick on our last deployment - he didn't find the humor in it like we did.

Omg the infamous big green Weenie before it gets green! Is that the new version, the big tan weenie? Lol