Everything stolen

So I recently was engaged in consensual sex with two girls. ...****...it's after 12:00. I have to get my ass in bed...
 
OP, sorry to hear about your loss. I want to pile on too but not for leaving a gun in your truck.

Albuquerque is my hometown and home to the greatest food in the world (New Mexican) and you went to a ****ing Applebee's?

WTF?

I would give a Glock 34 for a Golden Pride Burrito 6 pack right now.
 
OP, sorry to hear about your loss. I want to pile on too but not for leaving a gun in your truck.

Albuquerque is my hometown and home to the greatest food in the world (New Mexican) and you went to a ****ing Applebee's?

WTF?

Hahaha I had El Pinto yesterday and local grill in Old Town for lunch. Just wanted something close to my hotel for supper...you know, for a nice, quiet, uneventful evening...

Lesson learned on leaving it in the truck instead of hotel room.
 
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