First place winner for being the most embarrassed goes to this person…

[41mag]

Blah !! Yuck, y’all some sick folks !
But funee as hell !! Bwahahaha !!

 

[BillsCamino]

Shyte happens.....

 

[lostchild]

Last time we flew, me and the wife, got the last two seats in comfort class. So, planes all boarded waiting on a couple of late-comers. In comes this large, tall woman and her PW looking husband. Their seats are directly behind ours. Ruh-roh, not comfort class as she had requested. Goes off on a tirade, cursing and yelling at the flight attendants (like it’s their fault). She’s got to have comfort class or we ain’t leaving the tarmac.
I stood up and politely suggested that she and hubby sit down and STFU so we could all get home.
My wife suggested I take my own advice, so as to preclude the embarrassment of having that woman whup my aice (good call, honey).
Anyway, gal continues her profane rant, then shouts what appears to be the magic words “all hell’s fixin’ to break loose”. Flight attendants withdraw, in less than two minutes couple of cops appear. Now this lady is all sweetness and light, very apologetic, got to get to a wedding, connecting flights, gonna be good.
Cops, “you have threatened a flight crew, please get your belongings and come with us “.
The whole plane clapped and cheered as they were escorted off.
Kinda felt sorry for her husband for a sec, but he married that.

 

[ItBeMe]

Heck, that is nothing every flight on the Air Force One with Joe Biden that an every day happening there and back.

 

[savannahboy]

We can laugh about it, but I still have vivid flashbacks to a same type scenario when I was 11.
Coming out of church one Sunday, walking down the steps, cramping, thought I had to fart, sprayed down my leg and out a pant leg. In front of a crowd.
And the most vile smell. Had to walk several blocks home with that load.
Think that was the last time I went to that church.

That vileness was the demons exiting your bad self, exorcised by the preacher’s sermon.

 

[lostchild]

That vileness was the demons exiting your bad self, exorcised by the preacher’s sermon.

Well, thank the God I was worshipping at that time, it didn’t happen inside during sermon.

 

[GFB]

I have seem many people losing their **** in and around flights, but never literally.

 

[boomer]

I'd hate to be on the cleaning crew or a passenger on the next flight it makes.

Smells like money!

 

[Torn]

Delta flight from Atlanta forced to return after passenger reportedly suffers diarrhea on plane

A Delta pilot allegedly had to make an emergency landing back to the origin city when a passenger's loose bowels resulted in diarrhea all the way through the plane. A supposed snippet of the pilot's call was shared on social media.

www.fox5atlanta.com

Apparently it happened an hour and a half into the flight. There was "diarrhea all throughout the airplane." Whatever that means.

Imagine being on your way to Spain on Friday night and then an hour and a half into the flight, having to turn around and come back to Atlanta. With poop on the plane.

Having to return to ****ville is bad enough but having to put up with more **** in the plane is just too much.

 

[lostchild]

Smells like money!

Your girl friend a stripper? I hear those dollar bills can pick up a scent.