Florida woman hungry . Brought her fork with her.

[fattboyzz]

Florida woman holding pitchfork, whip, arrested outside Publix during rainstorm

According to an arrest report, Lisa Slone stabbed a minivan in the parking lot with a pitchfork.

www.wsbtv.com

 

[rOmiLaYu]

The trooper said he spoke with the manager of Publix, who said Slone was attempting to sell teddy bears behind the store. She then ran around the parking lot and stabbed a minivan in the parking lot with the pitchfork.

 

[dawg]

All the good stuff happens in Florida

 

[hamburglar3]

holy forking crap!

 

[above_all]

"Slone was booked into the Lake County Jail and arraigned on Wednesday morning, according to online records. She remains in jail, and bail was set at $2,000, records show."

Why do those who sell drugs and assault people get released on PR, while the one's with comedic potential remain behind bars?

 

[greg vess]

Green Acres is the place to be
Green Acres is the place to see

 

[THREEJAYS]

Bless her heart